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Recent RPatz News and Pics

This cure rendered by Piper Grey on July 27, 2010

Check out the hot, clean cut Rob on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday! I can not WAIT to see this movie! The book was pretty great too. I’ll be putting my review up sometime soon so keep your eyes on our Try a Bite of This page!


Also, Rob had a bit of a run in with some paparazzi the other day! I dunno … his British accent just didn’t get the message across.

Come on, pretty boy! Throw on an American accent and get pissed! You can afford to pummel one or two of them just to prove that you’ve got it in you! Then they will back off … for a while at least! You don’t see them messin around with Charlie Sheen or Alec Baldwin too much these days, do you?

Who thinks Rob shoulda popped a few Paps? Tell us what you think?

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Rob at the Eclipse Premier

This cure rendered by Piper Grey on June 25, 2010

Just had to add some shots of our favorite Vamp Hottie from last nights Eclipse Premier Red Carpet Event!

Rusty-burgundy is definitely his color! Whatchathink?

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Rob's New Photoshoot

This cure rendered by Sophie Rose on June 21, 2010

Finally a new picture to satisfy our endless Robbie appetite. MMM! Check out Mr. Pattinson looking mighty delish in his recent TV Week Magazine shoot…

He looks rather yummy all casual, doesn’t he??

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Rob on the Set of "Water for Elephants"

This cure rendered by Piper Grey on May 25, 2010

Found some “Oh So Gorgeous” shots of the new and improved Rob on the set of his movie Water for Elephants. Good LAWD! He looks fine!

Here’s the synopsis for Water for Elephants from IMDB.com

  • When Jacob Jankowski, recently orphaned and suddenly adrift, jumps onto a passing train, he enters a world of freaks, drifters, and misfits, a second-rate circus struggling to survive during the Great Depression, making one-night stands in town after endless town. A veterinary student who almost earned his degree, Jacob is put in charge of caring for the circus menagerie. It is there that he meets Marlena, the beautiful young star of the equestrian act, who is married to August, the charismatic but twisted animal trainer. He also meets Rosie, an elephant who seems untrainable until he discovers a way to reach her. Water for Elephants is illuminated by a wonderful sense of time and place. It tells a story of a love between two people that overcomes incredible odds in a world in which even love is a luxury that few can afford.

Is anyone planning on going to see this? If so, would you go even if our beloved wasn’t starring in it? Let me know what you think!

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Rob's New 'Do

This cure rendered by Sophie Rose on May 17, 2010

Ooh la la! Guess who decided to cut all that pretty hair? Yep, you heard it right – Mr. Pattinson is trimmed and shaved. Hopefully in all the right places!! OWW OWW!

Check out some pics below of our man running errands with his bodyguard in L.A. yesterday:

Personally, I like my men with short hair… there is just something about a clean neckline that screams SEXXY to me. Of course, it has to be a little longer on top because Sophie needs something to grab onto in the sack!! OH YEAH! I said it, ladies! Bwahahaha!

So my verdict on the new do: ME LIKEY LIKEY!

Aside from that darn hat getting in the way – what do you think of Rob’s cut? Leave a comment below. Lots of OWWWs required!

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New Bel Ami Stills Featuring Rob

This cure rendered by Piper Grey on May 4, 2010

He makes a damn good looking old French guy, huh? And he sure is sporting some SERIOUS side-burns!


Now I have some fuel for my late night fantasies! OWW

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Time 100 issue: Rob's One of the World's Most Influential People

This cure rendered by Sophie Rose on April 29, 2010

Check out this pretty sweet write-up about RPattz from director Chris Weitz:

I have to be careful about what I write here because it will be tweeted the moment TIME hits the stands. And if I say something bad about Rob Pattinson, I’m dead meat. That’s the devotion the Twilight films inspire. It’s certainly not how he planned it. And though I am continually impressed by the aplomb with which he handles the hysteria, I occasionally think he would take it all back if given the chance. Because essentially, Rob, 23, is a reserved, bookish sort of specimen, a guy who’d rather spend the night at the corner table in the pub with friends — a bit of a weirdo, frankly, in the best sense.

So how to write about someone who seems to answer Freud’s rhetorical question, What do women want? Perhaps it’s just worth pointing out that it’d be fun to have a beer with him even if he weren’t Edward Cullen. That we haven’t seen a tenth of what he can do onscreen. And that important things, beyond the veil of Hollywood, occupy his time too — music, conversation, ideas, a sense of the absurd. Which, maybe, explains why he never gets to my e-mails. I love you, Rob! Call me!

LOL – I just love Chris Weitz! I especially enjoyed what he had to say about Rob’s personality. I think we all have a little “weirdo” in us! What insight did you gain from Chris’s take on Rob? Leave me a comment below!

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SQUEE!! Rob back on Ellen!

This cure rendered by Sophie Rose on April 29, 2010

Don’t you just love her?? Ellen’s preference may be for women, but she sure knows what the rest of us Vixens want – ROB! It was recently revealed that Mr. Nom Nom will be taping the Ellen show on May 18th, with the episode airing on the 19th! And you won’t wanna miss this round of interviews for Eclipse – they should be the best yet!! I mean, just look at him back in November when he was promoting New Moon:

Wouldn’t you give up pretty much anything for the chance to nibble on him for a few seconds??!

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Edward Commercial Comic Strip

This cure rendered by Piper Grey on April 23, 2010

Found this over at poisonedcandyapplex3.deviantart.com and it’s pretty hilare!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! “Cue the fairy dust!” Funny stuff right there, Baby!

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Rob's the 2010 Sex Symbol

This cure rendered by Sophie Rose on April 19, 2010

As if they had to spell it out for everyone, right?! Apparently the Japanese Theater Culture Magazine “T” has an article in its April issue calling Robalicious: Sex Symbol 2010.


Anyone here challenging that fact?? Cricket, cricket… didn’t think so!

If you are interested in the entire article, click here – Enjoy!

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