NAUGHTAY, TAY-TAY!! HAHA!
I know what all you dirty girls are thinking (because I’m the queen of all things raunchy), but Taylor Lautner really did spread his legs and get wet for a recent photo shoot with Vogue for Men. Very similar to the Rolling Stone photos that surfaced of Rob-a-licious (in all his drippy, charming, and complete lickableness) this pic of Taylor is meant for one thing: LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO THAT ROB CAN’T!! Ah, but Taylor’s photo offers something much different than its predecessor. First, it’s in black and white, which is always a crowd favorite! Secondly, he’s showing his athleticism, which is equally, if not more important to most females. But, he also looks a bit perturbed; which is a new attitude for this often perky pup. Take a gander:

He’s kinda giving off a “pissed off Jacob vibe” isn’t he?
Even though I’m not in love with his facial expression, what does a girl need a face for when she can get a fist full of those tight BUNS?? OWW!
What do you think of this picture of Taylor? Holla back at us in the comments!!
