Poor colebenjamin is the victim of the fascination, no… infatuation, no…. obsession, no… CRAZE of his wife for The Twilight Series. He thought he was being a good husband by taking the advice of some female co-workers that his wife would “love” the books and got Twilight for her for Christmas. Little did he know that his good gesture would lead to his ultimate demise.
Here’s a little excerpt of his story…..
- “I don’t want to have sex until Bella does.” After I managed to regain control of the car and swerve back onto the road, I asked my wife to repeat herself. Yup, sounded the same the second time. She wanted to take a vow of chastity, something along the lines of how Edward . . . I don’t know the details. I just know that she was telling me Edward and Bella weren’t doing it, and neither were we until that story arc got resolved. I was so not grateful.
Read the rest of this poor mans recount HERE
If you have 15 mins to spare, definitely check this out. It’s long but very worth it and will leave you wondering why this guy is even still with his Twilight obsessed wife. Or at least wondering why he hasn’t committed her yet! LOL
Do you think a VIXEN would EVER withhold sex!?! If so, you might be at the wrong website! LOL Vixens are all about the love, baby!
So I just read this… I am not sure if I believe it or not. It sounds way to made up but that is just MY opinion. If it is true, I really do feel sorry for the guy! I am a pretty bad TWIhard, but not THAT bad! I have never called out Edward or Jacobs name and never tried to re-create the scenes or anything like that. I think that wife needs help! But again, just MY opinion!
— Misa · Jul 14, 01:17 PM · #